Company Rules:

1.  The boss is always right.

2.  If the boss is wrong, see Rule #1.

Appointments:

When coming from a distance, please call ahead.  We are occasionally closed, in order to replenish our stock.

Payment:

CHECKS ONLY - Shipping not included. 

Shipping:

You provide shipping or we can refer you to a service for shipping.

To be nobody-but-yourself-in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you like everybody else - means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight, and never stop fighting.

E. E. Cummings